It's official after an 18 month gestation period, Jennifer Garner finally gave birth to a baby girl. After much speculation that she had actually swallowed Jennifer Lopez (using her unhingable man-jaw) and kept her prisoner in her belly, rumors were squelched when she actually birthed the Garner/Affleck Zygote named Violet on Thursday. Affleck was on hand with a bottle filled with Starbucks Vanilla Soy Lattes for both mom and baby. Marc Anthony cackled in evil laughter after fooling us all for so long.
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Props to Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck for giving their child a normal name. Violet Anne is a sweet name for a sweet little girl. I always feel sad for the kids who are named after fruit (Apple), states (Dakota), and mass transportation (Jett). Wake up, celebrities! Please! Just because your kid is the product of a celebrity union does NOT mean that kids won't mess with them on the schoolyard.
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