Monday, October 17, 2005

Um. No.



Ok, this is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. My eyes are burning. Ahhhhhh! Marc Anthony obviously is slipping Jennifer drugs or something because I seriously cannot even comprehend the seriously fucked up event occurring in this photo. He looks like he is going to get grease all over her! You see how his hand is all knotted up and he is shoving her to him? It's because she's afraid he's going to hit her. She's afraid of him gente. ASUSTADA! She should be afraid. She should be afraid for herself, her future, and her womb because if she grows a little sapo Anthony baby in there it' s going to come out a salamander and turn into a little frog. A greasy little frog that can dance, but a frog none the less. Rib-bit. Ugh. I just got the chills. Gross.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And do you see how he is staring at her while they are kissing? Ew. You know how spiders catch their prey by wrapping them up into their web? Well Mark is trapping J Lo to his body with greasy lizard sweat, and watching every second of it.

Cochino.

Anonymous said...

And do you see how he is staring at her while they are kissing? Ew. You know how spiders catch their prey by wrapping them up into their web? Well Mark is trapping J Lo to his body with greasy lizard sweat, and watching every second of it.

Cochino.

Nicosan said...

Parece como un pinche sapo, el grosero. This woman has so been drugged, J-Lo has lost her power of independence.

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